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Subject: Guns???
Message: Rosette do you still have those giant weapons strapped to your legs

[She honestly puzzles at the message for a bit. Why WOULDN'T SHE? In fact, it was a gosh darn tragedy that she couldn't carry more without sacrificing mobility. So that left...]

are you all right??? do y need a rescue?

Rescue?!?! You make it sound like I'm some sort of delicate princess (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ Uwah, Rosette-san...

[OKAY. .... OKAY CLEARLY NOT.

NO. SHE IS GOING TO BE MATURE HERE.]

[Except the end of his text descends into gibberish and madness. Is that a HEART?]

I think... that cut off?

[???? Huh?]

What cut off?? Ehh, so did you miss my lovey-dovey confession at the end...?

[She reads it.

And then reads it again.

And drops it like it could bite her. Or was hot to the touch and could bite her.

Or maybe it was going to grow spikes and then get hot and then bite her.

EITHER WAY, she further backs away from the tablet with the really alarming message on it.]

[Maybe ... maybe she misread it.

She inches closer to the tablet, squinting to read the message from as far away as possible.]

[It still really says that!

But doesn't Kido.... ... DOESN'T KIDO REALLY LIKE HIM?

But maybe Kano doesn't know Kido likes him.

And is confessing to her, a friend of Kido's

Oh God help her, it's just like one of Sister Kate's novels.]

[Maybe she should delete it? How do you fake static in text?! DOES IT EVEN WORK LIKE THAT?]

[No.... No. She has to do the right thing, before there's a weird murder mystery case that turns out to be a romantic double poisoning with terrible misconceptions all about that could have actually been prevented right now.

She takes a deep breath, and picks up the tablet.]

Kano.

I really appreciate your sentiments, but I don't think that's a good idea at all. You're really fun to be around, and I really, really, really enjoy it. But, I think, if you don't know. There might be someone else who really likes you.

Sorry if this comes off strange I've never done this before!

[Kano's begun to think that he's scared Rosette off or she just figured that he was making a gross joke and dropped the conversation from there. That's fine. He's had that happen to him....... almost too often, now that he thinks about it. In any case, it doesn't really bother him.

Then he gets Rosette's reply. He stares for a moment before having to set it down to cover his mouth. If he laughed, Kido would definitely hear him and ask him what was so funny...!

A few minutes later, when he's calmed down, he decides it's okay to mess with it a bit. Right?]

Ah... is Rosette turning me down?? ・(/Д`)・

yes but not because you're not great but because I don't really think it could work out and I'm really sorry can we still be friends I know I'm not supposed to say things like that but I do actually really mean that PLEASE DON'T CRY

Uwahh, breaking my heart like that..........! I can't be friends with such a cruel person!!!!!!!!!

lol just kidding I don't really mind (o;TωT)o I was hoping for that answer, anyway!!

[This reply takes a while. Not nearly so much as EMOTIONAL TURMOIL OF EPIC NOVELLA LENGTH ANGST AND TEENAGE DRAMA...

But about the same time as you might expect someone from the 1920s who has only barely acquainted herself to the basics of technology to find and accurately use the italic function on her tablet.]

you are really confusing!!

[Okay, he's snickering a little now.]

Sorry, sorry~
Ah, to put it in an easier-to-understand form...
If Rosette had accepted my fake confession, Kido would've murdered me~
I wouldn't have been allowed to exist by her side anymore~
So thank you for rejecting me~