ACTUAL HONEY BADGER ROSETTE CHRISTOPHER (
soul_sister) wrote2013-07-01 06:18 am
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IC Contact
This mailbox is currently useless and I'm not bothering with it. Please try my secretary.
((OOC: She will be answering things here, naturally. She's just a jerk.))
((OOC: She will be answering things here, naturally. She's just a jerk.))
action. // backdated to morning of the 11th, after apartment disaster
Naturally, this means mopping, sweeping, dusting, shoveling rubble, and bitching at each other late into the night. At some point—perhaps more early morning than late night—the duo missed their bedrooms altogether and collapsed in a pile on the couch, utterly exhausted and still covered in ash.
It's why they find themselves in that same position (propped up against each other, Chrono with a feather duster still in his hand, Rosette sprawled in a very unladylike manner) the next morning.]
---er apartment disaster
Very tightly.]
i bet you think you're hilarious
Accept my love
this isn't what i ordered send it back
You can't have any pudding until you finish your meat
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more shameless foward-then-backdated action.
Chrono rubs his wrists irritably as he walks, to distract from the awkwardness so thick that you could cut it with knife. Remarkably, somehow, this is the first time in his life he's been hogtied; he doesn't care for it.]
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Are you okay?
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[ Backdated a few days, if that's alright! ]
I wanted to thank you for the welcome when I first arrived. I have gotten much more settled in now, and that was partly thanks to the friendliness that everyone showed me, right from the start. Thank you again, and I look forward to working alongside you here.
ABSOLUTELY FINE
oh hello! im glad you got settled in. I know its a lot to take in. wasn't long for me iether. (and there's still a lot I don't know)
but if you need anything, we'll always be willing to help.
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[ audio ] backdated to the evening of 9/11 or something idk
Hi hiiiii! Find any goats? Ducks? Big nasty chickens?
[Audio as well, because she has negative 20 patience for typing that day.]
Did you hear tha- AH!
[And clears as she fishes the tablet out of her pocket, hurriedly. She'd left it on just in case..]
Chrono?!
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Restraint wasn't something Chrono was known for, or even, honestly, particularly good at. Much less that much attention to what someone thought of them.]
She must be pretty important to you.
september 1st!! action!!! gawd i have to do everything around here
He looks up sharply when addressed, though, like he'd forgotten he isn't alone.]
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Yeah.
That's why you're the housewife
shut up!!!
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audio
Hello, hello, Miss Rosette~! Are you on the moon yet, or are you still lingering below?
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Eh... Break right?
Mm. We're still here! Finishing up a few last things. Did you forget something?
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voicemail, Oct 2nd
Have you seen, er, that useless moron lately?
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been taking care of him. hes wretched sick
[Text]
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Voice
Voice
Voice
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[Action] A little past midnight
The choked half shout is abruptly cut off as her head hits the bunk above her. She flops back into the bed, holding her face and just. JUST BREATHING.
Even the thought of going to sleep was repugnant, if not offensive at this point, the memory of the landscape and people burning aside. She rolls out of bed... and looks around for somewhere to GO. Something to DO.]
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He's done his best not to let on, but that usually only works when Rosette is asleep.
The sudden impact of a head upon the underside of his bed makes him jump, and as she rolls out of bed, Rosette might notice Chrono's head peer over the edge of his bunk, haloed by a soft dome of white light; his tablet, propped up to light his 14th game of Solitaire. ]
Rosette?
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text;
Message: Rosette do you still have those giant weapons strapped to your legs
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are you all right??? do y need a rescue?
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1/2
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[Action] 1/??????!!!!!???
2/???@@@@@????
3/????$$$$
4/IT KEEPS GOING
5/6
Text | A WHOLE HOUR LATER
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5 minutes later, after she picks up the tablet again. From where it was thrown.
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BACKDATED.......
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There is a long, tears in her eyes, stitches in her sides fit of laughter.]
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i had to
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text 12/9
Then she realized she had to send this to a whole bunch of people, so she got lazy, and: )
Hey, I'm going to take up a missionary position in France! See you again in about a month. Hopefully the snow's not all gone by then! Also if Chrono is your secretary does that mean he wears high heels?
( That was a thing. )
on christmas day
Merry Christmas!!! Enjoy it with your partner~
video. day 2 (also backdated...)
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Don't worry! A runaway servant is nothing for this Rosette Christopher!
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AI is prepped for travel as well, and should be waiting in one of the drives by the computers.
Be safe.
[date of receipt: 1 day prior to your ic mission.]
action, january 23
After a brief stint of morning chores — feeding the fire, shoveling out the door — he peers around the corner to see if she's still in her typical morning coma. ]
Rosette?
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mmmrr? [Was the quite elegant answer.]
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